Poetry Class

I loves me some Hair Band action, especially when they get all slow & sentimental. (Really, is there anything more poetic?) So, I queued up all my favorite hair ballads (actually, I’ve got a rhapsody playlist of this stuff, if you must know) and hit the ole random button.

1. I Remember You, Skid Row (Skid Row)
~We’ve had our share of hard times, but that’s the price we paid. And through it all we kept the promise that we made.~

2. More than Words, Extreme (Pornograffitti)
~La di da, la di da~

3. Sometimes She Cries, Warrant (Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich)
~After all the heartache, maybe give love just one more shot. Yeah.~

4. Never Say Goodbye, Bon Jovi (Slippery When Wet)
~Remember when we lost the keys, and you lost more than that in my backseat, baby.~

5. Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Poison (Open Up and Say…Ahh!)
~…just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.~

6. Sister Christian, Night Ranger (Midnight Madness)
~Motorin’! What’s your price for flight?~

7. Miss You in a Heartbeat, Def Leppard (Retro Active)
~I keep the faith, and there’s a reason why.~

8. Don’t Cry, Guns N’ Roses (Use Your Illusion I)
~Don’t you take it so hard now, and please don’t take it so bad.~

9. To Be With You, Mr. Big (Lean into It)
~Wake up, who cares about little boys that talk too much.~

10. When I See You Smile, Bad English (Bad English)
~Sometimes I wanna give up, I wanna give in, I wanna quit the fight.~

If I could be anyone of these songs, it would be: Sister Christian, of course.
If I could be in the video for any of these songs, it would be: Don’t Cry… the Use Your Illusion videos were pure art!

If you need to wash the bad taste of all that hair spray out of your mouth, check out these other Friday Random 10s:
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