Gentle Tourists,
To you I offer the following advice when visiting Philadelphia: skip the tour of Independence Hall.

No matter how “free” it is, it’s not worth the hour that you will spend waiting in line(s), going through “security” (ahem! my mace made it through totally unquestioned, I can’t even get into the Troc with that stuff), and then enduring the “tour” (haha! jokes about the genocide of Native Americans is funny — woohoo! [yes, that's sarcasm]).

I went this week with my wonderful & patient friend who was visiting from San Diego. It was TERRIBLE! I’m lucky I still have a friend.

So don’t do it. Walk by, take pictures from all sides, and move along. You’ll thank me. I swear.